4. Shoshanna
We didn’t see a lot of her this episode because she spent the episode pillow talking with Ray about how great it would be to bathe a pig. Sounds like living the dream to me.
Outlook: Incredibly sunny
3. Jessa
Jessa’s still living happily with her new hubby Thomas-John, even painting a picture of him looking like a Greek god in a fedora. We were also blessed with TJ giving her three puppies (!) named Garbage, Fucker, and Hanukkah. Marriage has granted Jessa the wisdom to dole out relationship advice to Hannah about Sandy’s resistance to read her essay. The high horse she’s riding on because of her belief that she has found her soul mate is really annoying. Once the shine washes off this marriage, Jessa’s going to realize that she made a major mistake marrying this guy. The floor is shaking below her feet.
Outlook: Creaky
2. Marnie
At this stage in the game, Marnie is the most likable character. After being rejected for an art curator job, she finds work at a gentleman’s club. Even though she looks, in the words of Elijah, “a slutty Van Tramp child”, Marnie has the most direction in her life. Elijah and her hasn’t told Hannah yet about the aborted sex they had. She’s in a holding period right now, dressing up everyday like it Halloween, waiting for life to simply get better. We didn’t get a chance to see Charlie this time around and see Marnie suck the life force from his body. Charlie lives to fight another day.
Outlook: Positive
1. Hannah
Girls has been a show revolving around a group of mid-20’s females as they try to weather the perils of early adulthood. Some have managed better than others. Shoshanna has treaded some serious water. Marnie’s been through it all. But no character has taken a sharper 360° turn than Hannah. Last season, she couldn’t get enough of Adam. This year, she’s trying to wean herself off of him. But Adam won’t stop. From writing a hate album that Taylor Swift would certainly be proud of to breaking into her apartment, he has been maniacal in his pursuit of Hannah. So much so that Hannah dialed 911. But Hannah’s just as crazy, too.
After confronting Sandy about not reading her essay, he admits that he did, in fact, read it but found the work extremely passive. And in what is perhaps the most Meta moment the show has ever had, Sandy proceeds to tell her everything that is wrong with the essay and simultaneously, what all the critics of the show think. Hannah couldn’t handle the realness, blames his lack of appreciation on his political beliefs, and breaks up with him.
It is situations like this why Hannah and Adam should really be together. Hannah’s revenge on Adam by crushing his heart like a chew toy like he did last year makes her no better than Adam creeping on her in the middle of the night. They have become the modern day Daniel Desario and Kim Kelly. To quote The Joker, they’re destined to do this forever. On, off, on, off in the most annoying way possible. To top things off, Hannah even tried to cut her bangs off a YouTube video that would’ve definitely ended tragically.
Outlook: You don’t deserve anything nice.
We didn’t see a lot of her this episode because she spent the episode pillow talking with Ray about how great it would be to bathe a pig. Sounds like living the dream to me.
Outlook: Incredibly sunny
3. Jessa
Jessa’s still living happily with her new hubby Thomas-John, even painting a picture of him looking like a Greek god in a fedora. We were also blessed with TJ giving her three puppies (!) named Garbage, Fucker, and Hanukkah. Marriage has granted Jessa the wisdom to dole out relationship advice to Hannah about Sandy’s resistance to read her essay. The high horse she’s riding on because of her belief that she has found her soul mate is really annoying. Once the shine washes off this marriage, Jessa’s going to realize that she made a major mistake marrying this guy. The floor is shaking below her feet.
Outlook: Creaky
2. Marnie
At this stage in the game, Marnie is the most likable character. After being rejected for an art curator job, she finds work at a gentleman’s club. Even though she looks, in the words of Elijah, “a slutty Van Tramp child”, Marnie has the most direction in her life. Elijah and her hasn’t told Hannah yet about the aborted sex they had. She’s in a holding period right now, dressing up everyday like it Halloween, waiting for life to simply get better. We didn’t get a chance to see Charlie this time around and see Marnie suck the life force from his body. Charlie lives to fight another day.
Outlook: Positive
1. Hannah
Girls has been a show revolving around a group of mid-20’s females as they try to weather the perils of early adulthood. Some have managed better than others. Shoshanna has treaded some serious water. Marnie’s been through it all. But no character has taken a sharper 360° turn than Hannah. Last season, she couldn’t get enough of Adam. This year, she’s trying to wean herself off of him. But Adam won’t stop. From writing a hate album that Taylor Swift would certainly be proud of to breaking into her apartment, he has been maniacal in his pursuit of Hannah. So much so that Hannah dialed 911. But Hannah’s just as crazy, too.
After confronting Sandy about not reading her essay, he admits that he did, in fact, read it but found the work extremely passive. And in what is perhaps the most Meta moment the show has ever had, Sandy proceeds to tell her everything that is wrong with the essay and simultaneously, what all the critics of the show think. Hannah couldn’t handle the realness, blames his lack of appreciation on his political beliefs, and breaks up with him.
It is situations like this why Hannah and Adam should really be together. Hannah’s revenge on Adam by crushing his heart like a chew toy like he did last year makes her no better than Adam creeping on her in the middle of the night. They have become the modern day Daniel Desario and Kim Kelly. To quote The Joker, they’re destined to do this forever. On, off, on, off in the most annoying way possible. To top things off, Hannah even tried to cut her bangs off a YouTube video that would’ve definitely ended tragically.
Outlook: You don’t deserve anything nice.